42 Mark Twain Quotes
Enjoy sharp, humorous, and thought-provoking quotes from Mark Twain that still resonate with modern life.
Delight in 42 timeless Mark Twain quotes full of wit, wisdom, and humor. Explore the clever observations and life lessons from one of America’s greatest literary figures.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Mark Twain
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Mark Twain
3. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then Success is sure.
Mark Twain
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Mark Twain
We are always anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
Mark Twain
All creatures kill, there seems to be no exception; but of the whole list, man is the only one that kills for fun.
Mark Twain
I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can’t go beyond possibility.
Mark Twain
No accident ever comes late; it always arrives precisely on time.
Mark Twain
16. How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again.
Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.
Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
Mark Twain
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.
Mark Twain
Biographies are but clothes and buttons of the man, the biography of the man himself cannot be written.
Mark Twain
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature.
Mark Twain
Everybody’s private motto: It’s better to be popular than right.
Mark Twain
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
Mark Twain
As I slowly grow wise, I briskly grow cautious.
Mark Twain
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
Mark Twain
28. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
I wanted to damage every man in the place, and every woman; and not in their bodies or in their estate, but in their vanity, the place where feeble and foolish people are most vulnerable.
Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy, when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
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Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.
Mark Twain
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
Mark Twain
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes, or needs to.
Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Mark Twain
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the “greatest humorist (the United States) has produced”, and William Faulkner called him “the father of American literature”. Wikipedia